"Even the bravest of men must dread the horror of this place. Steel your courage boy! Now! Before you gaze upon the terrible, horrible face of... SKULL ISLAND!"
"That's a duck!"
"What are you talking about? Don't you see the skull?"
"This island doesn't look like a skull at all! It looks like a big, enormous duck! It should be called Duck Island!"
"Well, ya see... ya gotta squint and sorta turn your head and... Ooooooooh! It's just SO scary!"
"If you squint and turn your head it looks like a bunny."