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Friday, February 23 2024 - 7:15 AM
By: Zalander

1000 year old meat.

Ah silly humans, it'd only be a couple of hundred years at the very latest, surely.

40934: Silver - Friday, February 23 2024 - 8:22 AM

Mystery meat and lemonade! What more could they want?

40935: Welf - Friday, February 23 2024 - 8:33 AM

Seems like things are looking better now. A lot of food and a fairy.

40936: Some guy - Friday, February 23 2024 - 8:51 AM

Pretty sure if the room isn't cold enough to give Valiant hypothermia, that meat isn't good anymore.

40937: Saiko - Friday, February 23 2024 - 9:08 AM

So they still may become cannibals...

40939: Melany - Friday, February 23 2024 - 9:35 AM

@Some guy

Valiant is decked out in winter clothing, he shouldn't have any issues as long as he doesn't sit in the room for extended periods of time.

Though hopefully he isn't holding that meat with a bare hand.

40940: someone - Friday, February 23 2024 - 11:13 AM

@Some guy
You expect people to normally get hypothermia instantly? Freezer rooms don't do that in real life.

40941: Ghost - Friday, February 23 2024 - 11:38 AM

Well hope they take the time to thaw it out properly.

@Saiko is it really cannibalism if you don't know its tasty tasty human flesh?

40942: Some guy - Friday, February 23 2024 - 12:33 PM

@Melany, someone
No, i'm saying that room would have to be way colder than that gear is rated for.

I'm not talking -20°C or -40°C. More like <-100°C.

40946: Saiko - Friday, February 23 2024 - 11:35 PM

@Ghost

I consider unwitting eating of humans by humans as cannibalism (sometimes it is called "innocent cannibalism"). However, Valiant's response about not wanting to know answers suggests that he would prefer to remain unwitting if necessary. So not so innocent :)

Still, this particular chunk doesn't look like it comes from a human, unless a very big one.


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